The Magnificent Frigatebird is the ultimate sky pirate, with a massive wingspan and a habit of stealing fish mid-air from other birds—because why hunt when you can swipe? Males sport an inflatable red throat pouch they puff up like a balloon to impress the ladies—it’s like bird dating with built-in party tricks. With their effortless gliding and long forked tails, they own the skies like feathery daredevils on cruise control.