The Boat-tailed Grackle is a glossy show-off with an iridescent coat and a ridiculously long tail that looks like it's always catching a breeze. With a voice like a sci-fi soundboard—full of squeaks, rattles, and whistles—it’s the noisy life of the marshes and parking lots alike. These clever birds strut, squawk, and snack with confidence, often forming rowdy flocks that act like they're throwing an endless bird party.